German political Parties be like:

(Its all satire.)

English version:

BSW: I like bread
AfD: Nazis
Die Linke: Nazis, Communists, hate men, hate Germany
CDU: Less rights, more taxes
SPD: Same as CDU
Die Grünen: Abolish electricity, Middle Ages were cool
FDP: More taxes

I like making fun of everything. But i think by AfD the joke is bad because its not originell anymore.